Justin Cruz is now the Team Mixed Nuts COO
2 Chainz fan and stylistically-inclined member of Team Mixed Nuts was appointed Chief Operating Officer in a ceremony that involved a 2 Chainz video and some glue.
San Diego, CA, November 3, 2012. Justin Cruz, male fashion maven and 2 Chainz addict is now the Chief Operating Officer of Team Mixed Nuts. Justin’s drive, motivation, and perfectly quaffed hair were the factors in his promotion. President and CEO Francis Bautista had this to say,
“It’s been an absolute pleasure working with Justin, though I can’t understand his obsession with 2 Chainz. IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WITH THE BIG BOOTY HOES”
Effective immediately, Justin will be in charge of day-to-day operations (such as screening future members) and will report to President Francis Bautista. The Strawberry Scented Burnout blog will still be updated at its current rate and his promotion should not affect anything else.
“ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE”, Justin said, in response to his new title and promotion.